Mmm, pie. Get him!

The ever-so-popular Emperor of Canada deigned to visit Vancouver yesterday, giving Vancouverites a rare opportunity to express our displeasure at his choice of an ultimate destination for the handcart in which he has placed our beloved nation.

“Pie Brigade” “pies”, (like the one that Chrétien earned in 2000,) are actually paper plates with whipped cream on them, as in Mack Sennett comedies. I don’t think that possession of a slice of actual pie (at a cosiderable distance from Chrétien,) in a crowd, is justifiable cause for an assault charge.

Oh, and Jean?

Retire, please. Get some more popular clown to continue the important work of selling Canada by the Loon.

I thought this was going to be a rant about Weebl and Bob, and how you couldn’t stop laughing at them.

I know I can’t. The bastards.

Is “possible assault” really an offense in Canada? One that you can legally be arrested for, and everything?

Weebl and Bob have been ingrained on my brain-- I can’t even square a circle without thinking of them, hence the thread title. (And a shameless way to garner views from folks who don’t give a rats hoo-hoo about Canada.)

Taran, I scratched my head when I read that too, until I realized that I was parsing the sentence wrong, and what was meant was along the lines of “We arrested him and now we’re trying to determine if there’s anything we can actually charge him with.” Which is just as bad.

Kamandi, that’s COMPLETELY my thought process.

So now I’ve got it going in the background.

I don’t think I’d waste a slice of pie on ANY politician. Even if it only cost $1.80 (cheap pie!!!).

$1.80 CDN?

What kind of pie was it? Certainly not pecan.

No word on the type of pie yet. People need to know, dammit!

But wait… the story gets better. A lawyer who represented the beaten & pepper-sprayed APEC protesters was arrested as he was leaving the event, apparently because the police thought that he “matched the description of someone who was believed to be possibly going to throw a pie at the Prime Minister.” The guy was taken away in cuffs to the downtown lockup, which is a scary scary place, from what I’ve heard about it, stripped, and left in a holding tank for five hours.

I’ll bet you yankees think that Canuck heads of state have pretty petty security concerns. Our terrorist threats involve filled pastry shells. :o

Well, if the prime minister gets to strangle people and get away with it, it only stands to reason that people who are not the prime minister should get to be arrested for eating pie and for having a hair colour they don’t actually have.

When Mr. Christiansen called his wife from the slammer do you think she told him “when come back, bring pie”?

I am baking a pie at this very moment. Will the RCMP come to Florida and get me?

No, it’s not illegal here, so you’re probably OK LouisB. However, I wouldn’t transport it into Canada. You could be arrested for smuggling arms. Then Canada would get all upset at the US for having lax borders and allowing terrorists to get into Canada. And no one wants that.

The lawyer who was arrested said another fellow was arrested for eating a piece of cake. I don’t know if this was the pie eater or another person.

Pepper, pie, cake, whatever. It’s a sad state of affairs.

I don’t want to be ashamed of my home country, but it gets harder and harder the longer Chrétien stays in office.

It’s definitely time to look into absentee voting.

I hope they bought him another piece of pie. I’d be pissed if someone confiscated my pie.

You do NOT take my pie away!!!

More from this morning’s Globe & Mail

Clarification- Christiansen had a piece of cake, not pie. The cake had icing on it.

Additional information:

This really is not funny at all.

And I find further cause for alarm in noting that the usually super-par Globe and Mail has misspelled “desserts” in the headline. Maybe it is time to emigrate.

He will have a pretty good defence if he was eating the cake at the time, as the arrested lawyer attested.

Ironic that Cretien was not charged for throttling a bystander a while back. I guess there are laws for us and laws for him.

He will have a pretty good defence if he was eating the cake at the time, as the arrested lawyer attested.

Ironic that Cretien was not charged for throttling a bystander a while back. I guess there are laws for us and laws for him.

If anyone can be arrested for possession of a dessert item, then the terrorists have won.

Stop looking at me like that. Someone was bound to say it sooner or later.

Hey, if they outlaw deserts, the only outlaws will have deserts. Well, them and pastry chefs.

Deserts:
http://www.snopes.com/language/notthink/deserts.htm