A vendor brought in some bagles for us this morning. I managed to grab this one.
Where do you suppose the hair came from? Puberty?
Is that a hair… or a worm?
Bagel.
Gross.
Great, now I’m hungry.
You win this round, jjimm, but we shall meet again.
I thought this thread would be about something TOTALLY different.
(walks out. slams door.)
D’Oh!
Gotta love dyslexia – I came in here to see what was so unusual about a hairy beagle.
Last place I worked, there was a sandwich delivery service - a one-woman-band who turned up in a van with the usual selection of sandwiches and snacks.
One time, someone bought a sandwich in one of those triangular plastic packs and when she took it out to eat it, the whole of one edge was coated with grey and black animal hairs.
She showed it to some of the other staff and someone chimed in saying that they thought they’d misheard the sandwich lady the other day - the staff member had asked if there were any pasta salads and the sandwich lady did a :smack: and said “Oh, I’ve left them back on the worktop. The cats will be all over them by now…”
:eek: :eek:
The hairy sandwich was saved in the fridge and shown to the sandwich lady the next day and she replied (in a completely casual manner) “Oh, sorry, the cats must have been playing in the box where I keep the empty cartons”.
I never bought another thing from her.
Nothing to do with dyslexia–that’s what I thought, too.
And by a fantastic coincidence, I immediately recognized the hair as a beagle’s guard hair.
So, Winston, what purveyor do you frequent, that they offer Beagle Bagels?
Beetle Bailey’s Beagle Balels™
That’s nothing. If you keep touching your bagel, you’ll go blind.
I thought this was going to be a joke about someone’s name and I was going to mention how those are lost on me since Harry and hairy don’t sound alike to me and … never mind.
Day-old bagel? Probably needs a shave.