Mmmmmm. Crunchy.
Right. I’ve found that most anti-abortionists go ballastic if you mention gay adoption. Yeah, they are for adoption, but only adoption by the “right” people.
Somebody better notify our congressfritters.
What about jelly-filled donut holes? Hmmm?
Killing babies is cruel, but killing them on inauguration day is cruller.
“Pepsi: Abortion Access of a New Generation”
That’s funny as hell.
Actually, this whole thread is killing me.
Well of course! The girls finally got the message that douching with Coke doesn’t work!
Wha wha wha what??? That is why the forced birthers are mad at Krispy Kreme??? OMG :dubious::eek::smack:
I’m on a diet, but I think I must go down and actually buy a donut in support of Krispy Kreme’s (lack) of stance on this issue.
Just when I thought the nutjobs couldn’t get any worse…
What with the diabetes, I can’t eat doughnuts. Well, I can, but I decline too. Anyway, I’m gonna need a volunteer to eat the two dozen jellies I’ll be buying to make my position on this matter clear.
Because “freedom of choice” is such a dark and distressing phrase…
I don’t even like Krispy Kreme, and I will probably be stopping by. Brother.
“Right to life” sounds pretty too, and it’s straight out of the Declaration of Independence, but it’s still a loaded phrase.
Dammit, I have no Krispy Kreme donut shop. Someone please grab a couple for me.
Hell, I’m a diabetic, but I will take one for the team and swallow a hot glazed doughnut.
Actually, I’m pretty sure that doughnut holes are doughnut abortions.
Subtle difference there, you understand.
Mmm, sweet, sweet aborted pastry babies.
We don’t have one either. Can I just perform a couple of abortions for you?
For any type 1, carb-counting diabetics out there: a regular, glazed Krispy Kreme doughnut is 22 carbs. I think my daughter would be happy to go with me Tuesday morning for some doughnuts.
If these people are trying to stop others from going to Krispy Kreme, their agenda is screwed.
I don’t like doughnuts. Maybe I’ll go get a free one and wrap it up tenderly in a blanket and throw it in the Dumpster like an aborted fetus.
They’re not doughnuts. They’re deep-fried in hot oil kittens.
And they’re not abortions, they’re… No, I can’t say it.
Second trimester vacuum kittens.
Nescafee Tasters Abortion Access: One Perfect Moment. One Perfect Cup.