Krispy Kreme is offering everybody a free doughnut on Inauguration day. They put out the following press release:
What does that have to do with abortion, you ask? Well look really close. See how they use the word “choice?” That’s got the lifers up in arms.:
So now the use of the word “choice” in any context is to be taken as synonomous with support for abortion rights.
I think I might have to make a doughnut run on tuesday.
Can I come with? I’m thinking of picking up a 12-pack just to piss the pro-lifers off. Just when I thought they couldn’t get any more ridiculous…
And “sense of pride”? That’s gay talk.
Obviously Krispy Kreme is using this money to pay lesbians to have abortions.
Wouldn’t an “abortion donut” actually be a doughnut hole?
And I thought PETA was nuts.
I work across the street from a Krispy Kreme but rarely visit. I may have to get my free doughnut on Tuesday, though.
From a quick perusal of the American Life League’s website, I’d wager that they’d get their panties pretty seriously wadded up if somebody said “Hey, look, it’s Tuesday.”
This is the first time I’ve felt good about eating those things.
Do they have a quote from Roe v Wade under each coffee cup? 
I’m going to roll the donut so the Right to Lifers can take a flying fuck at it.
Robin
They are, the ALL folks just come with 25% more nutty.
I’m gonna go out of my way to buy as many donuts for my staff as I can on that day, and I’ll even use my lunch money. What asshats.
Krispy Kreme has an established tradition of cryptic promotion of abortion.
Why, everybody knows that Krispy Kreme terminated their franchise agreement with Great Circle Family Foods in 2006.
How much more in-your-face can they get? IT’S RIGHT THERE, PEOPLE!
Just another reminder that Bush isn’t the only Humpty Dumbass who makes up new meanings for words in an effort to fuck them up for everybody else.
I’m going to start a campaign to start referring to munchkins as donut fetuses. Who’s with me?
Jelly donut, actually. (Eww!)
Krispy Creme should do a special promotion with Planned Parenthood:
“Free abortion with every order of a dozen or more donuts with fillings removed.”
“Our special tonight is roast duck with a mango salsa; and that comes with an abortion access of rice pilaf or potatoes au gratin.”
No Krispy Kreme here. It’s the norm to grab a dozen at Sydney or Melbourne airport when travelling home. And whaddya know - I have lots of trips to Melbourne this year…I’ll take two dozen!
Well, at least now I know why all those multiple CHOICE tests over the years made me feel so uneasy.
All those poor little answers who never realized their potential.
Every time you check “Somewhat agree”, God kills a tiny little baby.
If I squint my eyes and turn my head, I can kind of see their point, with my pro-lifeness making me charitable. We don’t really talk about “freedom of choice” with regard to electing a president, we talk about the right to vote. It’s 99% clear that Krispy Kreme wasn’t referring to abortion, but they might have chosen a better phrase, given Obama’s intent to sign that legislation.
So what’s their problem? I thought these loonies didn’t want queers having children anyway.