“Abortion doughnuts” well, I guess I now have a name to use the next time I sleep in on a Sunday and find nothing left in the doughnut box but bavarian cremes whose filling has all been sucked out. I used to buy eclairs but the sight of a eclair with all the filling sucked out was enough to give me sympathy pains, so I don’t buy them anymore.
Enjoy,
Steven
Radicals can belong to both groups. Free radicals can cause a cancer.
That’s what you get for sleeping in. 
Robin
Since Bush was so obviously pro-life, he managed to overturn Roe v. Wade. Not many people know this. So people are concerned that Obama, being of the pro-choice party, is going to put it back the way it was on his first day.
:rolleyes:
OUTSTANDING username/post combo.
I have hated KK’s product for years, now. And cheered when they failed locally, because every example of their donuts I’d ever had was ass.
I should have realized they were actually abortion donuts. That makes so much sense, now.
But if there was one closer than Buffalo I’d try to get some Tuesday, just to piss off ALL.
Congratulations! You’ve got me cringing here with that one.
Do they at least use an immersion blender before serving their Abortion Access? I want my perfect cup to be completely smooth.
I’m diabetic, too, and so is my husband. I frequently save him from doughnuts by consuming them myself. I’m very noble that way. And I feel it is my DUTY to go BUY a KK and eat it. I don’t like KK that much, but I will certainly make the sacrifice for this noble cause.
Now you’ve flung a craving on me for crullers!
Only if they’re thrown away before they’re fully cooked.
Well shit. First Dunkin’ Donuts supports Islamic jihad, now Krispy Kreme supports abortion. Are there no decent, moral, realAmerican bakers in this country anymore ?!
I went to click on the OP’s link to see where I could get my free doughnut, but just found the article. I did see this, though and learned some new words:
I’m not much into politics, so there’s a new word in there for me. I’d seen right wing nuts before but overreactionary libtards is a new one for me. Learn something new every day.
Now where do I get the doughtnuts?
Mmmmmm…free doughnut…
What was it you’re all talking about? I lost track.
Oh, that’s right.
*I’ll say it again
In the land of the free
Use your freedom of choice
Freedom of choice
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom of choice!*
The American Life League* will have to stop using “Whip It” as their theme song.
*Now accepting team applications at your local bowling alley.
If you’ll check again, I’m sure it comes with access to risotto
At your local abortion clinic…
Duh!
Or are we getting abortions at the donut shop? I may be somewhat confused.
Now if it’s airplane-engine-pureed duck I’m with you, and you’ll get a two-fer in pissing off the more vociferous of the PETA crowd.
Worse and worse. I don’t know where that is either. 
Thanks! I’m pretty sure for a really smooth cup you’re going to need two girls on your blender.
I just wanted to say that this is my new most favoritest thread. Kiss kiss.
It becomes even more unfortunate if you extend this new definition to the verb form:
Abort Life.
I Abort You, Pikachu!
Anyway, not being near a Krispy Kreme store, I may instead enjoy a Healthy Abortion Access frozen pizza. Or not.
So that’s why Camel cigarettes said “Choice” on the side of the pack. Not only were they purveyors of cancer, but they promoted abortions as well. The fiends!
The supermarket I work at uses “America’s Choice” as its generic brand name. I never realized they were secretly sending pro-abortion messages through their products.