Wal-Mart’s house brand is “Sam’s Choice”! That means Wal-Mart wants to set up abortion clinics at their stores!
Robin
Krispy Kreme shut down here in Houston years ago. Somebody buy a dozen in my honor and spread the wealth, will you?
Hey, gang, I hear that McDonald’s made a press release on Friday that also had nothing to do with abortion rights. Let’s all buy combo meals on Tuesday and super-size them! Fuck those pro-lifers, that’ll show them.
Wait! I think Sony didn’t say anything pro-choice last week either! Let’s all buy large-screen TVs…
Hey, it’s the lifers that decided to get outraged, not us.
Are the anti-abortionists whining about them?
This is about sticking it to the whiny crazy anti-abortionists, not about supporting Krispy Kreme.
Dio, I’m with you brother. The correct response to this is to buy donuts from a firm whom we have concluded made no real stand on abortion rights. 
WhyNot, I’m with you too, bro! Let’s stick it to them! They hate it when we buy donuts.
Apparently they do. They’re trying to make a stink about it.
I don’t think they’ll actually notice, though.
I actually do understand what you’re saying, really. I thought it myself back on page one. But I suspect this *thread *is more about “Look what the 'tards are whining about now!” than actually planning our pastry consumption for Tuesday.
I don’t believe half the posters saying they’ll buy a dozen really will. And I refuse to believe it unless I’m presented with evidence, preferably in the form of a chocolate glazed on my desk from their boxes - although a jelly-filled will do in a pinch.
Oh, and I’m a sis, bro.
Tim Horton’s?
Oops! Sorry, sis.
Canadian.
If I go Wednesday morning, can I get a morning after doughnut?
I wonder if Krispy Cream will come out with a dead baby flavored, abortion glazed donut. Because I would so do that if I were KC in response.
Wrinkled donut hole smothered in cherry glaze compote.
Was that whoosh a Canada goose flying overhead?
From a purely advertising perspective, however, that rewrite omits an important part of the giveaway - that the customer gets to CHOOSE which variety of donut he or she wants, and is not for example stuck with the plain kind. This rewrite would be rejected by your boss. Try again.
Especially key when you remember that Krispy Kreme always gives you a free donut. The treat here is that it’s your *choice *of donut, not just the plain glazed that Marge hands you to munch on when you walk in the door before you place an order. Or is my Krispy Kreme the only one that does that?
It ain’t the first time the anti-abortion group has said choice=abortion.
Hell, it ain’t the million time.
So that movie a few years ago shoulda been called Sophie’s Abortion Access?
Guess I’ll ponder that while I eat my deep fried sugar kitten with field kitten juice.