Mmmmmmm...abortion doughnuts

Mmmmm… amniotic filling!

I’ll add to this that from the business’ perspective, they’ll probably use this day to do a consumer test as to which kinds of doughnuts customers prefer. And they might use that data to determine which kinds of doughnuts they may want to cull from their line.

So the word choice plays a pretty important part in the ad. While you can possibly delete the part trying to tie it to the inauguration, you can’t delete the word choice from the ad entirely without changing the meaning substantially and making the ad less useful. Admittedly, the tie to the inauguration is weak, but if there’s no tie, it makes even less sense.

[tangent]Back in college, I heard there was a sorority/fraternity party where the guys were drunk and being total jerks. The next day, the women wouldn’t talk to them. So the guys took over several boxes of doughnuts to apologize.

Later that same day, when they figured the women had had enough time to consume them all, the guys took over Polaroids…of them wearing each doughnut on their erections. :eek:[/tangent]

I wouldn’t think the hole of a doughnut would be big enough for that purpose. Of course, there must be exceptions…

Mmmm…a sweet, frothy hot vanilla latte with my free abortion donut…could it get any better?

<Ralph Wiggum to Lisa Simpson>

"So your going to Abort-bort-bort me?

Bolding mine.

See! See! They’re planning on aborting donuts!

Ich bin ein abortioner.

It’s not just about your tastebuds. It’s about being willing to make a SACRIFICE for the CAUSE. As I said earlier, I don’t particularly care for Krispy Kreme donuts, or doughnuts. However, I’m willing to buy a few in order to show a bit of support. If nothing else, I can feed them to the birds.

I’m with you- I’ll pick up a couple of dozen to take to my womens meeting!

:cool:

I don’t know the details. Maybe KY was involved?

Mmmm, KY jelly donut…

Don’t forget the “sprinkles!”

Remember, the original story was about fratboys. :rolleyes:

You can eat a doughnut on Tuesday but Wednesday you will have doughnut runs.

Apparently Judie Brown is now being hit by the dementia.

An oldie of no specific known provenance.

Those right-to-lifers are really getting on their croissant about this.

I feel privileged to have been on the ground floor, at least. The story was told to me during the 1983-1984 school year.

This is truly Onion-worthy.