:: nonchalantly flicks a forkful of mashed taters (NOT!) at Mika ::
d&r 
::releases a bag of baby muskrats into the room::*
- Easier to toss
mmmm - lunch for last week’s gators… 
I have 45 minutes left and I don’t want to do anything! (in point of fact, I haven’t done much of anything since getting back from lunch, but that’s neither here nor there)
“Neither here nor there” I wonder who ever thought that phrase up, and where they thought “it” was.
So we’re talking about flinging live muskrats then? (Yes, it matters!) :dubious:
yes, but according to rosie, we can throw them neither here, nor there.
Fight? What?
PIE FIGHT!!!
:: throws pies at everyone ::
You mashed Taters! You beast!
:flings muskrat:
I got chocolate!
:: goes off licking her own face ::
{MontyPythonVoices] “This is Tiddles,” (indicating kitty standing on table) “She flies across the room and lands in a tub of water”
“And how does she do that?”
“I fling her”[/MPV]
Mmm, pie!
::trips over muskrat, falls down…into a pie::
Feeeeeeel the muskrat luuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrve!!!
The periodontist remains unbitten. Well, by me anyways. Somebody else mighta bit him and he wouldn’t tell, cause, you know, if he told, it might give somebody else ideas. Anyways, I’m all numf in mah mouf. Fool told me not to drink using a straw but I’m all numf moufed, so how the heck else am I gonna be able to drink. So I’m using a straw but very carefully. I’m thirsty!
ACBG offered to come play nurse (hee! he is a nurse!) but I said no cause I’m hoping that in the not too distant future, I’ll want to go to sleep. I want the numfneth to go away so I can take one of the pain pills I have, which promises to make me drowsy. Truthfully, I wouldn’t mind nine or ten hours sleep.
Well, so much for my nice quiet weekend!
It appears we are having a party on Saturday. This means I get to bust my ass cleaning on Friday and part of Saturday and cook for a bunch of people.
Now, normally, I’m a gracious hostess, and I’m happy to do this. But…I didn’t want to do ANYTHING this weekend. I am full of grrrrrr, but I need to change my attitude. Sigh…
I got you all beat!
:throws spaghetti:
Get THAT out of your clothes!
While I appreciate all the interest in my ceramics and the purchase thereof, you fail to recognize that my stuff isn’t all that good. But some day when it’s maybe good, I may have a website, and I may share that with whoever might ask. Maybe.
That’s me, definitive and stuff.
:dubious: :mad: I’ve seen it. It IS good. I want.
Vanilla black cherry coke tastes odd and sort of chemical-ly.
:shakes bottle hard, then sprays randomly:
Ow! Those damn muskrats bite!
:whaps Spats upside the head with a large pizza:
With pineapple and anchovies!? Awesome dude! [/teenage mutant ninja turtles]
double ditto
:: Ducks flying pizza ::
I have.
::Just generally ducks…and runs::
Well, when this next class is over and when I decide which pieces are going to specific family and friends, I will make some pieces available to MMPers willing to foot the bill for postage. I’m not going to sell my stuff since I really don’t think it’s worth selling, but I could go broke packing and mailing it out.
So there will be a post or a thread or something in a few weeks. Be on the lookout.
And thanks for stroking my ego.