Mock pornography titles

Meat Me in St. Louis

Gladheateher

GUS*H

Game of Bones

The Brady Bang

The Spanking Dead

Baredevil

Hogan’s Honeys

Cheeks (the story of a Boston nudie bar where everyone screams your name)

Little Oral Annie

The Slutty Professor

Rambone

Harry Porthole and the Sorcerer’s Bone

McHale’s Gravy

Shaving Ryan’s Privates

Master and Commander

Pornography titles have stinky breath!
Who’s so fat she sits around the house? Pornography titles’ momma!
Look at me, I’m pornography titles!
Hey, pornography titles! Nanny, nanny, booboo; stick your head in doodoo!

Whew, that’s enough mocking for one day.

On Golden Blonde

A Lad In
All Dogs Go To Heather
Bambi
Sleeping Booty
The Lion Kink
The Aristocrats
Laddie and the Tramp

The seX-Files

Mansfield Pork

A sale of two titties

{Not original )

Inside Amy Schumer.

Bang the Bum Slowly
Leonard’s Parts - 6
A Minge Too Far
Jugsy (about noted mafia boss Jugsy Malone)
PoonCock Saints
The Squirt Locker
Full Metal Jackoff
A Fist Full of Dong

A Groom with a View
Northbanger Abbey

This is my rifle, this is my gun…

Lawrence of a Labia

Back in the mid '80s there was a mainstream porn actress by that name.

I would like to introduce you to “Buzz’s Porn Emporium”, but it dosen’t seem to be available on the intertubes anymore. Radio guys Jonathon Brandmeier and his buddy Buzz used to take listener suggestions, which were cataloged. I cant find it anymore, but here is a post on some adlt dvd forum which lists quite a few of the titles. I will never forget “Yank My Doodle, It’s A Dandy”
http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/ humorous-possible-porn-flick-names

Link broken because IDK if it is NSFW or not, just in case.
Remove the space between the backslash and the h

During my freshman year in college, there was a floor decorating contest in the dorm I lived in. The 3rd floor (women) decorated their floor as “Christmas on 3rd St.”, with each room’s door representing some cutesy store or something.

My floor (men) decided to do “Christmas on Skid Row”. I ended up with the porno theater door. What was showing around Christmas 1991?

Ho-ho-ho. The Christmas Trilogy
Have yourself a little Mary this Christmas
Merry X-Miss (I think that may have been a real porno title)
Santa’s Big Helper

The Boobs of Hazzard
Madam’s Family
Really Friends
Rocky Whore Picture Show
Fifty Shades of Gay
Edward Penishands
Womb Raider
Whore of the Ring