Mock pornography titles

Elevator Girls In Bondage

Snow White And The Eighth Dwarf

Profiles In Bondage

The Good, The Bad, and The Underaged

Oh man, when Gulf War II started, I was so proud of myself for coming up with the hilarious “Weapons of Ass Destruction.” Nobody cleverer than I, right? Then I looked it up. Turns out by the time it had occurred to me, already on the shelves we had Weapons of Ass Destruction II, Weapons of Ass Destruction III, Good Grief MORE Weapons of Ass Destruction, etc. :smack:

Don’t feel so bad. I thought of the most clever title one night as Splendor In The Grass was on the late movie.

The Hump-it Show
Two Broke Girls, One Cup

I think The Big Bang Theory stands on its own, or course there’s also

The Big Gang-Bang Theory

A Hard Man is Good to Find

Lord of the Cock Rings

Another title that needs no revision: Babes in Toyland.

Girls. Interrupted
The Hind Side
Caspar, the Extremely Friendly Ghost

Ass-ablanca
Ho country for old men
My best friend’s bedding

White men can’t hump
Enter the drag queen
Robocock

Oops, ‘Robocock’ has been done. I’ll say ‘12 horny men’ instead. :slight_smile:

Splendor in the Ass

The Big Blowjobeski

Let’s all Go Down To A Whorey And Throw Some Cum In

Years ago, there used to be a cinema in London that showed risqué but just about legal films, with enticing titles on the display frontage, like a regular cinema. One I remember was What’s Up Nurse?

Hmm, I wish I’d thought of that.

Say, let’s go back to the dreary days of English Lit class:

Thomas Hardy: Tess of the d’Ubelpenetrations, Far from the Mad-dong Crowd, Jude the Anal

Sir Walter Scott: Rub Roy, Ivan’s Ho, The Anal Maid of Perth

George Eliot: Middlemunch, The Mill on the Puss, Anal Marner

Samuel Butler: The Anal Way of All Flesh.

Porkin’ Mindy

She had exceptional talent at deep throating, but the name was a little limiting as had skills in every area.

The Boner Collector

Cock-n-Dive Dundee

Oh Momma, Worn Out Now

Whore Asses World

Piled Hard

School of Cock

Whores: 3D