Wasn’t it a little long? Did it seem too rehearsed? I thought it sounded a little too rehearsed.
Mods, can’t you telll Runner Pat to stop posting “Reported” in response to any post that has a link in it, no matter how long the poster has been around?
My 2 1/2 year old grandson occasionally does things that annoy me. I ask him to stop doing it, and he looks at me and says “no.” I guess he’ll out grow it when he grows up.
Sorry, but that’s a new one on me and Acronym Finder doesn’t list it. Best I can find is “Your Pocket Adding Machine” and I can’t make the connection. Next best is “Your Place And Mine” which also escapes meaning.
Is that the point of LGDTTQATSIT?
IPWMPAMLAM!!!
Parse that!
Less help. I Play With My Putz All Morning Long At Meetings?
Wow, very close!
IPWMPAMLAM
I’m playing with my pocket adding machine like a motherfucker!
Maybe I should start using that every time I want to say “I agree.”
There aren’t enough rolleyes in the world to respond to the sophistry of this post.
Yes, in the Pit thread, I demanded that you stop. “Knock it off,” were my exact words. Can we do away with the fiction that I’m the only one who’s voiced an opinion?
Better sense, and I can accept that as a plugin for LOL. Seriously.
You Pathetic Ass Monkey.
Bingo! Door prize! Thanks.
Damn, I think I’m on a roll. Give me another one.
Too easy for a wizard, but have fun with DILLIGAS (really old and weak, but a personal favorite).
Some people have made the mistake of seeing Shunt’s work as a load of rubbish about railway timetables, but clever people like me, who talk loudly in restaurants, see this as a deliberate ambiguity, a plea for understanding in a mechanized world. The points are frozen, the beast is dead. What is the difference? What indeed is the point? The point is frozen, the beast is late out of Paddington. The point is taken. If La Fontaine’s elk would spurn Tom Jones the engine must be our head, the dining car our oesophagus, the guard’s van our left lung, the cattle truck our shins, the first-class compartment the piece of skin at the nape of the neck and the level crossing an electric elk called Simon. The clarity is devastating. But where is the ambiguity? It’s over there in a box. Shunt is saying the 8.15 from Gillingham when in reality he means the 8.13 from Gillingham. The train is the same only the time is altered. Ecce homo, ergo elk. La Fontaine knew his sister and knew her bloody well. The point is taken, the beast is moulting, the fluff gets up your nose. The illusion is complete; it is reality, the reality is illusion and the ambiguity is the only truth. But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No there isn’t room, the ambiguity has put on weight. The point is taken, the elk is dead, the beast stops at Swindon, Chabrol stops at nothing, I’m having treatment and La Fontaine can get knotted.
Does It Look Like I Give A Shit
I’ve got a patch on my motorcycle vest that says DILLIGAF. (substitute fuck for shit)
Do I win a prize?
Same one as brittekland, and the version I had in mind (not the only one for sure) replaces “Does It” with “Do I” but it’s all in fun anyway.
Try FAFFH for the Gold Doughnut.
You’re a doctor whose brilliant research in brain transplantation is unsurpassed, whose will probably live beyond eternity?
No, wait, scratch ‘probably’.
I can see how you might be thinking of Steve’s character in The Man with Two Brains, but this one is way more pedestrian and silly.
LOL
Seriously, I didn’t just YPAM, I LOL’d
Actually (unfortunately) I had read all of that and considered it before writing what I wrote.
You clearly don’t understand what the words “in context” mean. Imagine Al Franken had a conversation with Rush Limbaugh where he decided to say “Yo, fathead” every time he really meant “Look that up on Wikipedia.” Using “Yo, fathead” to mean what Franken meant would not be using it in context.
Ann: You, know, Bob, it really is annoying when you fart in elevators like that.
Bob: It makes me giggle, Ann. Let’s see if I can squeeze out another one.
Yeah, that’s being intentionally obnoxious.
No. It does not have a specific meaning, unless you’re talking about real quarries. You are trying to give it a meaning, which is something completely different.
Perhaps when Frank was annoyed enough to start a Pit thread about how annoying it was, and you used the phrase repeatedly in responding to the thread, people got the impression you were doing it just to be a jerk.