What do you think, Mayor Daley? That the citizens of Chicago are just rolling in money, begging to give it away, throwing it out of our windows because it’s just too heavy to carry?
Do you think I sit at home and make jewelry out of quarters because I just can’t come up with a way to spend it?
I am sick and tired of the WHITE MAJORITY MALE DOMINATED RICH UPPER CLASS SOCIETY telling me to fork over more cash while you sit and loll around in the lap of fucking luxury eating caviar from the navel of a nublie Phillipine virgin.
I am mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore.
Raising the price of dog licenses. I won’t have it. I WON’T! My god, do you think the people of Chicago will stand by and let you rob our very souls? We will NOT I tell you. WE WON’T. You will fall to the working man soon enough.
and then we’ll see what you think about your dog licenses.
And when those God licenses take effect next year, ooh boy, then people will start to grumble.
Christian God - $5.00 ($0.10 if Catholic) times three
Jewish God - $6.00
Islam God - $10.00 (double if you are from Afghanistan)
Think about the Hindus with all their Gods. It’ll break 'em, I tell ya.
[sub]I probably just grossly generalized and mischaracterized the Hindu religion. I don’t actually know if they are multiple gods or multiple incarnations of one. So sue me.[/sub]
$2.50 a year!? Fuck me! We Downstaters have to pay Five Large Ones, that’s “fi’ dollas, bub”, for the privilege of being mailed a dog tag and having to find the needlenose pliers to get the old tag off and put the new one on, while the dog whines and pees 'cause she thinks it’s Time For Walkies.
I always knew there was probly Mafia money underwriting the Windy City budget. Dog license subsidies, huh. What’s next…
The stupid mutt failed the test twice, and anyway, where’s he gonna drive? To the corner store for Kibbles and Bits? He has no money except what I give him, and I never give him any.
$10 should be the minimum for any type of license. Otherwise, don’t have a license. Geez, it’ll take those lazy ass city workers 30 minutes to get the license form for you minimum, so the city is losing money right there.
While we’re on the dog topic. Why do people who live in the Loop have dogs? There are no parks. The dog has nowhere to run, people are taking their dogs out to a small patch of weeds to take a dump. It’s just wacko.
Well, I don’t live in the loop. Marge has a lot of space, but she’s also a ‘city dog’. She doesn’t really like to run around too much. She’s older, and fattish.
But aside from the taking of dumps, some dogs are suited for Loop living. Li’l poodles, chihuahuas, scotties. Did you know that Irish Wolfhounds, one of the biggest dogs in the world, are recommended to apartment dwellers? Because they require almost ZERO excercise. It’s like installing furniture in your home.
Ever since Marge got off her leash and ran like a homicidal maniac let loose from prison, for FOUR blocks without stopping once, we decided to put every tag imaginable on her.
