I’m an ex-smoker myself, and I wouldn’t want anyone to start smoking.
Although, he might do it, voluntarily, after he realises that the Eagles will beat the Giants.
Trust me… With prognosticating skills like that, it’s obvious you MUST be smoking SOMETHING!
Yer pal,
Satan
*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Six months, two weeks, four days, 21 hours, 55 minutes and 42 seconds.
8076 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,009.57.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 1 hour, 0 minutes.
*THE YANKEES WIN! THAAAAAAH YANKEES WIN!
1996 · 1998 ··· WORLD CHAMPIONS ··· 1999 · 2000
26 Titles! The #1 Dynasty of all-time!
And most importantly… RULERS OF NYC!!
“'tis not for gravity to play
at cherry-pit with Satan”
–Twelfth Night, Act 3, Scene iv
I have to admit I’m rooting for Satan… :eek:
(…only because I picked the Giants in my football pool)
Five minutes left in the second quarter, it’s a defensive battle. 7-0 Giants.
Eagles are starting to warm up on offense, though. I’m still confident.
Would you guys keep it down? I’m trying to concentrate on the Chiefs here.
Midway through the 3rd quarter, it’s 14-0 Giants.
Hopefully Philly will pull it off…
Early 4th quarter
Giants 17 - Eagles 0
I think it’s safe to say Satan already won!
Damn Jersey Giants.
Satan is on his way with the sig. Since I came up with most of it, I know what it is…and it’s goooood.
snicker
See? SEE?!
All bolded please, and as follows:
After spending my weekend fellating every member of the NY Giants (who are far superior to the Iggles) and world champion Yankees, I can say with absolute certainty that their penises are all much larger than mine. But my mom says Satan’s is the biggest of them all!
T’was a pleasure watching your team be humiliated yet again, Monty! And I shall remember this every time I see a ost of yours for some time! 
Also, thanks to Drain Bead for major contributions (okay, almost all of it) to the sig. Remind me never to get in a flame war or lose a bat to her! 
WOOO!! Way to go GIANTS!!!
Yer pal,
Satan
*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Six months, three weeks, 11 minutes and 55 seconds.
8160 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,020.04.
Extra time with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 8 hours, 0 minutes.
THE YANKEES WIN! THAAAAAAH YANKEES WIN!
1996 · 1998 ··· WORLD CHAMPIONS ··· 1999 · 2000
26 Titles! The #1 Dynasty of all-time!
And most importantly… RULERS OF NYC!!*
Humble pie humbly eaten.
So you are at 1102 posts as of now, so I will be seeing that sig until you hit 1203!
Oh, God! I forgot that the board automatically changes all posts to the updated sig! THis is better than I thought!!!
Yer pal,
Satan
*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Six months, three weeks, 17 minutes and 3 seconds.
8160 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,020.06.
Extra time with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 8 hours, 0 minutes.
THE YANKEES WIN! THAAAAAAH YANKEES WIN!
1996 · 1998 ··· WORLD CHAMPIONS ··· 1999 · 2000
26 Titles! The #1 Dynasty of all-time!
And most importantly… RULERS OF NYC!!*
:eek: 
Yeah, it does. Since you don’t use the standard sig function, if I had won the bet, yours would’ve been there for eternity. Mine, however, will disappear once I finish posting 96 or so more times.
Psst! Isn’t it time to nominate one of Montfort’s threads for threadspotting??
:fleeing:
Aaaaaaaaarrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!
I’m sorry you lost Montfort
Tell me what I can do to make you happy again?:)