That’s when it’s working normally.
what is this? I don’t understand the rest of it, either, but I do not want to.
Your first instincts are completely wrong!
It means the turd is poppin it’s head in and out of your butthole like a prairie dog sticking it’s head out of it’s burrough hole looking around.
I sense this thread could make it to The truly great threads in SDMB history which hasn’t had an update since this post.
All this one needs is more fleshing out of the concept and some more exhilarating details. Counter-examples and enhancements would help it along as well.
Anyone who has seen other candidate threads since January is urged to contribute a link to them in the TGT thread.
Carry on…
(Laughing myself silly over her.) 
Yeah, I once ate a large salad that was mostly raw broccoli, and that went through me like, um, I forget the metaphor, but it was less than 2 hours.
eta: oh yeah, the expression is “like a dose of salts.” I’ve never had a dose of salts, however, so the comparison is merely speculation at this point.
Oh hell…what’s read can not be unread. Runs off line to find brain bleach.
Probably Pan-fried semen.
Of course?!?
Guys, this long-term but intermittent poster has a history of asking such bizarre bodily-function related questions…
Nowhere have you mentioned where, in your underwear, the wet spot was located. A mere “front” or “back” can be very helpful. I assume it was in the front, but considering the rest of the thread, one can’t be sure.
If you get nuggets, you’re not prairie-dogging, you’re rabbit-holing.
Kind of in the middle by the taint or chota area. It could have leaked from either orifice.
I’m not sure how that’s so vastly superior to just putting toilet paper down. And of course, you risk getting someone else’s piss on your hands rather than just your butt.
Why would you do that, unless you’ve pissed on the seat yourself?:dubious:
Once again I find myself **at work **with a horrified look on my face while trying to suppress laughter.
I do not know if you’re aware of this, TheBaptiste, but one of the main ingredients of Mongolian cuisine is yak semen. That’s almost certainly what it was.
See, you should have done the orangutan hanging from the stall walls.
But admit it. Whatever you were thinking was nothing like the OP.
Are you sure it was Mongolian BBQ? Because semen in your underwear is usually the result of pulled pork.
Seems the OP should probably order some of this.