There is a sort of mucus lining that that can sometimes come out in your stools. It’s common in people who have bowel disorders and with certain types of infection, but it can happen to anyone occasionally.
There’s always a little mucus in your stool all the time, it’s just usually too small to notice.
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately semen-dome decree…
He didn’t report feeling an orgasm. That feeling is seriously hard to ignore. 
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssss!!
I was going to ask what a “Poop Connoisseur” was, but then I thought that maybe I don’t really want to know.
Granted, it could mean that, but I always referred to that as “turtling”. Like a turtle’s head.
My opinion of “prairie dogging” is that you have to clench and stand straight up like a prairie dog to keep it from coming out - especially diarrhea.
But, eh, it’s six-and-one-half-dozen the other. Both are uncomfortable.