What I love is the sherrif’s quote, “He just made a total fool of himself.” That monkey oughta be ashamed. What, was he raised by wolves?
Did this take place in Noble County, or does the reporter really admire the Sheriff?
Who is Tuesday and does she have a concealed monkey permit?
I guess when her film career went pear-shaped, she took up monkey-smuggling.
It was just a bite, it could have been worse, he could have gone totally apeshit on the guy.
It could have been much worse. Suppose the monkey had decided it wanted to fly a jet.