Monkey makes monkey of himself.

[Eve]

CALDWELL, Ohio (AP) – Authorities were searching Tuesday for a monkey that escaped his cage and bit a man before fleeing. Noble County Sheriff Landon Smith said two monkeys escaped from an outdoor cage, but one was soon captured by the owner. The other monkey attacked a 20-year-old man who stopped his truck when he saw him on the road, Smith said. “The person passing through stopped because he didn’t want to run him over,” Smith said. “The larger of the two monkeys jumped in the truck, tore his pants and bit him on the leg. He just made a total fool of himself.”

What I love is the sherrif’s quote, “He just made a total fool of himself.” That monkey oughta be ashamed. What, was he raised by wolves?

[Draelin]

Did this take place in Noble County, or does the reporter really admire the Sheriff?

[lieu]

Who is Tuesday and does she have a concealed monkey permit?

[An_Arky]

Maybe he needed a pack of smokes?

[Eve]

@lieu

Who is Tuesday and does she have a concealed monkey permit?

I guess when her film career went pear-shaped, she took up monkey-smuggling.

[Wile_E]

@Eve

What I love is the sherrif’s quote, “He just made a total fool of himself.” That monkey oughta be ashamed. What, was he raised by wolves?

It was just a bite, it could have been worse, he could have gone totally apeshit on the guy.

[Kent_Clark]

It could have been much worse. Suppose the monkey had decided it wanted to fly a jet.