[announcer] Good evening once again ladies and gentleman! Welcome once again to “Monosyllabic, political debate.” This is where we force political debaters to put aside their heavy handed and obfuscatory semantics and make their arguments clearly and simply in words of one syllable… or less. We find here at Monosyllabic political debates that this enhances and clarifies positions.
The rules are very simple. You may only use words of one syllable. You may only use symbols that translate verbally into words of one syllable.
There are two exceptions to this rule. You may use proper names that contain more than one syllable as well as the names of posters. The goal here is clarity not confusion.
The second exception is that you may link to supporting material that directly backs up a specific claim that you have made. For example, if Poster A, says “Bush says Saddam is evil.” He may provide a link backing up that claim.
If you break the monosyllabic posting rule you automatically lose the debate.
Parenthetical pollysabic asides are not allowed. All posters should consider themselves participants. If you must make an aside please do so monosyllabically.
The rules commence immediately following this announcement post.
With that being said. Lets get on with the debate.
Today’s topic for debate is:
“Bush is bad.”[/announcer]