“Making it worse!?
How can it be worse?
Jehovah! Jehovah!”
What a thread! (Know what I mean? Wink-wink nudge-nudge, say no more, say no more.)
“No cheddar?? It’s the single most popular cheese there is!!”
“Not around here sir!”
Strangers have the best candy.
Sorry I’m late, but my walk has become so silly it it causing me to miss work.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!
Oh, all right…
‘This is Bruce from the department of Cultural Anthropology, this is Bruce from Philosophy, and this is Bruce who cleans the dunnies’
(We once entered the British Team Chess Championships as ‘Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce’ - came 3rd!)
Furt!!!
A Python fan?!? And quoting “Life of Brian”, no less? I’m now not only impressed with your level headed-ness but also with your sense of humor. You must belong to the sect known as the Reformed Fundementalists (I hope that was funny–I have no desire to insult you). Wow. The wonders never cease.
Just don’t mention the war.
“I think it would be a great idea” Mohandas Ghandi’s answer when asked what he thought of Western civilization
Now, furt has learned the first rule: Do not stand up. However, he has made the mistake of choosing an obvious bit of cover. (Reaches for the detinator’s handle…)
“I had a feeling that in Hell there would be mushrooms.” -The Secret of Monkey Island
The people responsible for the credits on this topic, have been sacked. Except for the moose trainer
“The truth is uncontrovertible. Panic may resent it; ignorance may deride it; malice may destroy it, but there it is.”-Sir Winston Churchill
Now stop it. This is just silly.
“No one enjoys a good laugh more than I do. Except my wife…and some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson – come to think of it, a good many people enjoy a good laugh more than I do…”
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
And that’s obviously not a proper Keep Left sign.
I came in here for an argument!
Oh, I’m sorry… This is abuse. Arguments are the next office down.
Everybody!
He’s a lumberjack and he’s ok
he sleeps all night and he works all day…
I find there are two kinds of people in this world – people who love Monte Python and people who hate Monte Python. I keep a copy of The Holy Grail* around as a test. If they bring it back and say, “Well, that was weird!” they’re haters. If they don’t bring it back but start saying stuff like “Strange wimmen lyin’ in ponds, distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government!” they’re lovers.
King Arthur: “Shut up!”
Peasant: “Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system!”
Peasant (shouting): “Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I’m being repressed!”
p.s. It’s only a flesh wound!
Strangers have the best candy.
Spank me first!
Then me!
Come back here…I’ll bite your legs off!
What is your favorite color?
She turned me into a newt.
…well I got better.
BURN HER!!!
BURN HER!!!
Did no-one notice the poor cat being beaten at regular intervals in HG?