Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

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2201

Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Regards,
Shodan

2202

He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy!

2203

Perhaps he was dictating.

2204

I think you’re an encyclopaedia salesman.

2205

First, you eat the banana!

2206

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat’s piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark.

2207

Englishmen, you’re all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls.

2208

It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese…

2209

Look, you stupid Bastard. You’ve got no arms left.

2210

Yes, I have!

2211

And now, Radio Four will explode.

2212

One more peep out of you and I’ll do you for heresy!

2213

We are from SS Mother Goose. We were twelve days out from Port of Spain, and one night I was doing my usual rounds, when I had occasion to pass the forward storage lockers…

2214

If it lays an egg, it’ll fall down the back of the television.

2215

Good morning. I’m sorry to have kept you waiting, but I’m afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work.

2216

The purpose of this year’s expedition, is to see if we can find any trace of last year’s expedition.

Regards,
Shodan

2217

No. 1. The Larch.

2218

What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!

2219

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

2220

That’s the sort of blinkered, blind Philistine pig-ignorance I’ve come to expect from your sort.

Regards,
Shodan