Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

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And did those feet, in ancient times, walk upon England’s mountains green…

Get your own arts programme, you fairy!

It’s…

Not this record! Not this record!

Well! I never wanted to do this in the first place. I wanted to be… a lumberjack! Floating down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side…

What do you know about it? What do you know about getting up at five o’clock in t’morning to fly to Paris… back at the Old Vic for drinks at twelve, sweating the day through press interviews, television interviews and getting back here at ten to wrestle with the problem of a homosexual nymphomaniac drug-addict involved in the ritual murder of a well known Scottish footballer. That’s a full working day, lad, and don’t you forget it!

Seriously, not a non sequitur.

Yes, it is!

No. 1. The Larch. The… Larch.

The clarity is devastating. But where is the ambiguity? It’s over there in a box. Ecce homo, ergo elk.

So?

:smiley:

Here you made your special introductory offer of a free dead dog with every jar, and this followed your second campaign ‘the tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete’s head. From the House of Conquistador’.

We’ve got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.

Ewww! With a gamy leg?

It’s a fair cop, but society’s to blame.

I’m not going to have my house filled with filthy perverts.

points to thread title

If a non sequitur is a statement in which the second part is totally unrelated to the first part, then Dunkelheit might be strictly saying there can be no connection whatsoever.

*Back in game: *There! I’ve run rings around you, logically.