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Good evening. Here is the News for parrots. No parrots were involved in an accident on the M1 today, when a lorry carrying high octane fuel was in collision with a bollard … that is a bollard and not a parrot. A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved.
No, no! Don’t be silly! How can you find someone not Esther Williams?
One day you’ll realize there’s more to life than culture… There’s dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can’t afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg, I don’t know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she’s had with her you-know-what, anyway it was a white wedding much to everyone’s surprise, of course they bought everything on the hire purchase, I think they ought to send them back where they came from, I mean you’ve got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said, the dead crab she said, she said. Well, her sister’s gone to Rhodesia what with her womb and all, and her youngest, her youngest as thin as a filing cabinet, and the goldfish, the goldfish they’ve got whooping cough they keep spitting water all over their Bratbys, well, they do don’t they, I mean you can’t, can you, I mean they’re not even married or anything, they’re not even divorced, and he’s in the KGB if you ask me, he says he’s a tree surgeon but I don’t like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hours, his mother’s been much better since she had her head off, yes she has, I said, don’t you talk to me about bladders, I said…
And this enchanter of whom you speak, he has seen the grail?
That’s next door, this is :smack: lessons
In this picture there are forty people. None of them can be seen. In this film we hope to show you how not to be seen.
Oh well we sometimes feel we’re to blame in some way for what our gran’s become. I mean she used to be happy here until she, she started on the crochet.
Harold. He’s that sheep there over under the elm. He’s that most dangerous of animals, a clever sheep. He’s the ring-leader. He has realized that a sheep’s life consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten. And that’s a depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep. He’s patently hit on the idea of escape.
Yeah, but he was very reasonable about it. I mean, one Sunday when my parents were coming 'round for tea, I asked him if he’d mind very much not nailing my head to the floor that week, and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand.
Let me see … oh, she was quite young – Harry, I think we’ve got an eater.
Il fait beau hier. Ha ha ha.
There’s your flippin’ non-sequitor!
I’ve got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas.
After all, a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.
You try that around here, young man, and we’ll slit your face.
I remember Doug was very keen on boxing, but when he learned to walk he took up putting the boot in the groin. He was very interested in that. His mother had a terrible job getting him to come in for tea. Putting his little boot in he’d be, bless him. All the kids were like that then; they didn’t have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism.
At lunch it’s a bottle of vin ordinaire. Six glasses, and he’s ready to start agitating.
Regards,
Shodan
Quiet! Silly person. Guards! Search the house.
No, I’m just pulling your leg, it’s crucifixion really.