Now we’ve got some science fiction for you, some sci-fi, something to send the shivers up your spine, send the creepy crawlies down your lager and limes.
Right, do you four boys take these two girls to be your seven brides?
We shall attack at once!
There are pages in history’s book which are written on the grand scale. Events so momentous that they dwarf man and time alike. And such is the Battle of Pearl Harbour, re-enacted for us now by the women of Barley Townswomen’s Guild.
What is your name, Jew?
Oh Lord we beseech thee ect. ect. ect., ahmen.
‘this speech has been verified by encyclopaedia britannica’
No, Brian.
:: smack ::
Look, my friends. I happen to know that this is the Lupin Express.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the night
Soon every lupin in the land
Will be in his mighty hand
He steals them from the rich
And gives them to the poor
Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore
Busy - huh! I got up at five o’clock, I made myself a cup of tea, I looked out of the window. Well, by then I was so worn out I had to to come and have a sit-down. I’ve been here for seven hours.
Well, I think I can answer this question most successfully in mime.
Half a bee, philosophically, must"ipso facto"half"not"be.
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You’ve got two empty halves of coconut and you’re bangin’ 'em together.
Are there any other trees that any of you think you could recognize from quite a long way away?
I feel happy!
“and now the ten seconds of sex”
Right, now go and do your prep.
Erik Njorl, son of Frothgar, leaves his home to seek Hangar the Elder at the home of Thorvald Nlodvisson, the son of Gudleif, half brother of Thorgier, the priest of Ljosa water, who took to wife Thurunn, the mother of Thorkel Braggart, the slayer of Cudround the powerful, who knew Howal, son of Geernon, son of Erik from Valdalesc, son of Arval Gristlebeard, son of Harken, who killed Bjortguaard in Sochnadale in Norway over Cudreed, daughter of Thorkel Long, the son of Kettle-Trout, the half son of Harviyoun Half-troll, father of Ingbare the Brave, who with Isenbert of Gottenberg the daughter of Hangbard the Fierce …