It’s like those miserable psalms. They’re so depressing. Now knock it off.
I got three cheeks.
What? The curtains?
I command you to shut up!
You will be playing the part of Montague the forceful yet bitter disillusioned and zany Marxist tycoon in this new play by a very good bearded playwright.
In this treatment the patient is rewarded for the correct response and punished for the wrong one. Let us begin. Would you like to give up being a mason? Think carefully. Think. Think.
A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse.
You’re using coconuts!
Farcical aquatic ceremonies involving watery bints tossing scimitars about are no basis for deciding who wields executive power!
Oh, oh, yes…yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer’s no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable, so we now have a totally new offer… a nude lady.
Oh, I see - have we got a moving brick? Yes, we’ve got a moving brick, Keith, it’s coming over now.
What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
Uh, well, I … I got … uh, a note.
I got better!
Padre: Sorry, I’m late, Headmaster - I’ve been wrestling with Plato.
Headmaster: What you do in your own time, Padre, is written on the wall in the vestry.
Isn’t it exciting? German television is making an award-winning documentary about me.
Yes. Janet … a quiet, shy girl. An honours graduate from Harvard University, American junior sprint record holder, ex-world skating champion, Nobel Prize winner, architect, novelist and surgeon. The girl who helped crack the Oppenheimer spy ring in 1947. She gave vital evidence to the Senate Narcotics Commission in 1958. She also helped to convict the woman at the chemist’s in 1961, and a year latershe gave police information which led to the arrest of her postman.
Ah, yes. Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, that we are not in fact the rescue committee.
They mean to win Wimbledon!
When Chief Yellow Snake was leader, and Mighty Eagle was in land of forefather, we fight Pawnee at Oxbow Crossing. When Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of ‘Reluctant Debutante’ we kill fifty Pawnee - houses heap full every night. Heap good publicity.