Oh, Wombat. Wombat Harness! Take me to the place where eternity knows no bounds, where the garden of love encloses us round. Oh Harness!
Pahrdon me while I play the grahnd piahno!
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Number 17: The naughty bits of the Cabinet.
We apologize for the previous apology.
Right, who’s got a boil on his Semprini, then?
…And this is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.
Our chief weapon is Surprise…that’s all! Just Surprise.
I’m Brian, and so is my wife.
Mount Everest, forbbiding, aloof, terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.
How about something a little more musky? This one’s called Mimmo.
¡Cuidado! Hay llamas!
You are…Mary, Queen of Scots?
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I’ll put my fist through your teeth. F’tang. F’tang.
I do wish you’d listen, Wymer, it’s perfectly simple. If you’re not getting your hair cut, you don’t have to move your brother’s clothes down to the lower peg, you simplycollect his note before lunch after you’ve done your scripture prep when you’ve written your letter home before rest, move your own clothes on to the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr Viney that you’ve had your chit signed. Now, sex… sex, sex, sex, where were we?
Luxury.
It’s her eyes, sir–they’re crooked.
No, no, 'e’s uh,…he’s resting.
He’s killed the best man!
Pinin’ for the fjords?