Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

O Lord, we beseech thee, tell us 'oo croaked Lester!

Mr. Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the “India Overland” – and nothing else!

Have the new paper clips arrived, Enid?

Hobbes was fond of his dram.

This is a particularly auspicious occasion for us this evening, as we have been told that Her Majesty the Queen will be watching part of the show tonight. We don’t know exactly when Her Majesty will be tuning in.

Are they too Jewish? I made Judas the most Jewish.

I think she’s dead.

Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn’it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

I’m not!

It’s just a flesh wound.

Right. Now write it a hundred times before sunup, or I’ll cut your balls off.

OK – I’m pushing the rules a little bit but for Python I’ll risk my unblemished record ---------

我的气垫船装满了鳝鱼

I don’t get it.

My hovercraft is full of eels ----------- in Mandarin.

私は、このレコードをそれが傷が買わない!

The plumage don’t enter into it.

Well played, kopek.

It’s not even a proper nose - it’s polystyrene.

I’m not a Roman, Mum, and I never will be! I’m a Kike! A Yid! A Hebe! A Hook-nose! I’m Kosher, Mum! I’m a Red Sea Pedestrian, and proud of it!

That rabbit’s dynamite!

Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?