One dead unjugged rabbit fish later…
Larks’ tongues. Wrens’ livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars’ earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Get 'em while they’re hot! They’re lovely! Dromedary pretzels, only half a denar. Tuscany fried bats…
Moan, moan, moan.
Right, off you go then.
There are some who call me…Tim.
The shopkeeper was lyin’.
Look, you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left!
The US SecState meets HM MinSillWalks: http://m.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/05/16/that-time-the-secretary-of-state-met-the-minister-of-silly-walks/
In play:
Are you just going to show me movies all night?
Yes, but I think that with Government backing I could make it very silly.
So, we want to learn about pointed sticks, do we? Feeling all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough, eh? Oh, oh, oh. Well, let me tell you something, my lad! When you’re walking home tonight, and some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don’t come crying to me!
Well, all right, all right, we’ll lose the kangaroo altogether then. I don’t mind. I was never completely happy with it.
Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Panties …I’m sorry … Schumann, Schubert, Mendelssohn and Bach. Names that will live for ever. But there is one composer whose name is never included with the greats, why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-Von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwurstle-gerspurten-mit-zwei-macheluber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shoenendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
Perhaps he was dictating?
No. 1. The Larch. The… Larch.
Oh, shut up.
Er, well, um, if you’re dropping by again, do pop in. Heh. And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don’t worry too much about the myrrh next time. All right?
Suppose he’s got a bunch.
Wouldn’t hear a word against him!
This bloke won’t haggle.
Moan, moan, moan.