You must tie her down on a bed and spank her. You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me. Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking. And after the spanking… the oral sex!
And now for something completely different … a man with three buttocks…
We’ve done that!
Oh all right. All right! A man with nine legs.
He ran away.
Well that’s settled then…everyone’s gonna eat me!
Look! It’s Bicycle Repairman! But how?
I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
He hasn’t got shit all over 'im.
Fine, fine. Well, um… adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of knickers then please.
Dead Indian!
There’s another dead bishop on the landing, Dad.
Now, you listen here! He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy!
I don’t care how many times its been used
Oh, intercourse the penguin.
Is your wife interested in…photography? Snap, snap, grin, grin, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say n’more?
Are you selling something?
Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
Election official
Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (sound effect of horse whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (blows whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat (laughs) (squeaker) Gilbert (sings) ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots, stops singing) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mainwaring (hoot, ‘whoop’) Smith…
Announcer (V.O.)
Very Silly Party.
Election official
Two.
No. 1. The Larch.
Me heap dizzy.
Ou sont les voyageurs?
Regards,
Shodan
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! … Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
I’m not dead!