Yeah, it’s hidden in his trousers!
I think 'e’s got beau’iful legs!
Ha! Right! Cardinal, give the rack (oh dear) … give the rack a turn.
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you and now for the fish - the fish down the trousers.
We done passionfruit!
“What have the Romans done for us?”
Moan, moan, moan.
Well I mean, blimey, I mean, if it was a big war, somebody could be hurt!
We already got one!
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(It’s very nice.)
Is your wife interested in…photography?
Are you selling something?
I would like to hear the sound of two bricks being bashed together.
When the Piranhas left school they were called up, but were found by an Army board to be too unstable even for National Service.
You’ve got two empty halves of coconut and you’re bangin’ 'em together!
Two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant. Now, some of you may feel that the cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the school, but I would remind you that it was presented to us by the Corporation of the town of Sudbury to commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Sudbury area who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British. So, from now on, the cormorant is strictly out of bounds! Oh, and Jenkins, apparently your mother died this morning. Chaplain?
I promise I won’t kill you.
Obviously boxing must have its limits, but providing they’re both perfectly fit I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl.
Yes, yes. Now Mr Phipps, you do realize that the post of librarian carries with it certain very important responsibilities. I mean, there’s the selection of books, the record library, and the art gallery. Now it seems to me that your greatest disadvantage is your lack of professional experience … coupled with the fact that, uh, being a gorilla, you would tend to frighten people.
Oh molluscs, I thought you said bacon.
What’s so special about the cheesemakers?