Get on with it. Get on with it!
This whole sketch has gotten rather silly.
You have green, scaly skin with a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid and sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.
For millions, this ‘life’ is a sad vale of tears,
Sitting 'round with rien, nothing to say,
While the scientists say, we’re just simply spiralling coils
Of self-replicating DNA.
After three years of study these apprentice idiots receive a diploma of idiocy, a handful of mud and a kick on the head.
I know, but they’ve got beautiful speaking voices, haven’t they?
My brain hurts!
Two people have just fallen out of that window to their almost certain death.
He’s not quite dead!
Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we’ll be meeting a man who does gardening. But first on the show we’ve got a man who speaks entirely in anagrams.
Old crone! Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy…a shrubbery!?!
The low slim-line has been cut off-the-shoulder to heighten the effect of the Minister’s fine bone structure. Well, I think the Minister is coming to the end of his answer now, so let’s go back over and join the discussion.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
One more peep out of you and I’ll do you for heresy.
Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (sound effect of horse whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (blows whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat (laughs) (squeaker) Gilbert (sings) ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots, stops singing) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mainwaring (hoot, ‘whoop’) Smith (Very Silly Party)… two.
Is she a goer?
Yes. Now drop the roscoe.
The plumage don’t enter into it.
Well, I think cement is more interesting than people think.
It’s not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg isn’t silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.