Mr Bradshaw, will you stand up, please.
Oh, what I wouldn’t give to be spat at in the face. I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.
Good evening. My name is Equator, Brian Equator. Like round the middle of the Earth, only with an L. (wheezing laugh) This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit but she has a heart of gold.
I’m afraid I have a speech impediment. I can’t pronounce the letter B. Yes, that’s right, B. It’s all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a Siamese bat.
Not much ca-- it’s the single most popular cheese in the world!
Don’t you talk to me like that, you lying bastard.
What a silly bunt.
Yes, I am. Yes. Yes, very very rich. Quite phenomenally wealthy. Yes, I do own the most startling quantities of cash. Yes, quite right. You’re rather a smart young lad aren’t you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse. Very smart.
Look, you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left!
Couldn’t you have your balls cut off?
And on my right - putting the case against the Government - is a small patch of brown liquid, which could be creosote or some extract used in industrial varnishing.
This is a 12-story block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these…
The cat just choked on a lupin!
The Universe consists of a billion, billion galaxies… 77,000,000,000 miles across, and every galaxy is made up of a billion, zillion stars and around these stars circle a billion planets, and of all of these planets the greenest and the pleasantest is the planet Earth, in the system of Sol, in the Galaxy known as the Milky Way … And it was to this world that creatures of an alien planet came … to conquer and destroy the very heart of civilization…
Dunfermline in Scotland. Well let me introduce you, Mr Ohn Ith…
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise… our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency… Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope… Our four…no… amongst our weapons… amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise… I’ll come in again
Yes, I will! I will!!! I’ve been pushed around long enough. This is it. This is your monent Arthur Pewtey - this is it Arthur Pewtey. At last you’re a man!!!
On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place.
Well… the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir. And they had fairy wands with big stars on the end, and…
Run away! Run away!