Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

Tattooed on the back o’ the neck!

Alright, alright! Enough of this silliness! Now nobody enjoys a good laugh more than I do. Except perhaps my wife, and some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, everyone enjoys a good laugh more than I do, but that’s besides the point!

Good evening. Tonight on ‘It’s the Mind’ we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we someti… mes get … that … we’ve lived through something…

Look, it’s my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

Good evening. Tonight on ‘It’s the Mind’ we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we someti… mes get … that … we’ve lived through something…

Get on with it. Get on with it!

And don’t apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it’s sorry this and forgive me that and I’m not worthy and … What are you doing now?

You’re fucking nicked, me old beauty!

… at this time a friend shall lose his friend’s hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o’clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time …

I might be arguing on my own time.

And now…

Number one…

The Larch.

Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!

Anyone else up for a little…giggle…?

What? Ridden on a horse?

Why is it that the world has never heard of Johann Gambolputty-de-von-Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crass-cren-bon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelter-wasser-kurstlich-himble-eisen-bahnwagen-guten-abend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwürstel-gespurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittleraucher-von-Hautkopft of Ulm?

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She has huge… tracts of land!

I understand this IS Bolton.
Yes?
You told me it was Ipswitch!
…It was a pun.

There. Flopsy’s dead, and never called me Mother.

It’s never a willow.