Arthur Wilson, right. Well, look, I’ll call you Arthur Wilson One, and *you *Arthur Wilson Two, just to avoid confusion.
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called “Biggus Dickus”.
The big beech with the sort of bare branch coming out of the top left.
Stand and deliver!
“Old Nick the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies…”
Hello… The BBC have offered me the sum of forty pence to read the credits of this show. Personally I thought they should have held out for the full seventy-five, but the BBC have explained to me about their financial difficulties and … er … I decided to accept the reduced offer… so … the show was conceived, written and performed by… the usual lot…
Hey! Can you get us Lionel Blair’s autograph?
I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing “Hallelujah.”
On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
Luxury!
‘Those who were left alive at the end got their money back’.
WE WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY IN WHICH POLITICIANS ARE REPRESENTED IN THIS PROGRAMME. IT WAS NEVER OUR INTENTION TO IMPLY THAT POLITICIANS ARE WEAK-KNEED, POLITICAL TIME-SERVERS WHO ARE CONCERNED MORE WITH THEIR PERSONAL VENDETTAS AND PRIVATE POWER STRUGGLES THAN THE PROBLEMS OF GOVERNMENT, NOR TO SUGGEST AT ANY POINT THAT THEY SACRIFICE THEIR CREDIBILITY BY DENYING FREE DEBATE ON VITAL MATTERS IN THE MISTAKEN IMPRESSION THAT PARTY UNITY COMES BEFORE THE WELL-BEING OF THE PEOPLE THEY SUPPOSEDLY REPRESENT NOR TO IMPLY AT ANY STAGE THAT THEY ARE SQUABBLING LITTLE TOADIES WITHOUT AN OUNCE OF CONCERN FOR THE VITAL SOCIAL PROBLEMS OF TODAY. NOR INDEED DO WE INTEND THAT VIEWERS SHOULD CONSIDER THEM AS CRABBY ULCEROUS LITTLE SELF-SEEKING VERMIN WITH FURRY LEGS AND AN EXCESSIVE ADDICTION TO ALCOHOL AND CERTAIN EXPLICIT SEXUAL PRACTICES WHICH SOME PEOPLE MIGHT FIND OFFENSIVE. WE ARE SORRY IF THIS IMPRESSION HAS COME ACROSS.
- lol in further apology - in both python.net and just the words - it was in caps.
Blimey! Whatever did I give the wife?
Why should I be tied with the epithet “loony” merely because I have a pet halibut?
Hello! Well, it’s just after eight o’clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.
Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it’s up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.
The navy’s out of sight man! Come together with the RN! It’s really something other than else.
Now my fine friends, no false moves please. I want you to hand over all the lupins you’ve got.
'Course it hasn’t got any bloody flavor! It’s a bloody seabird, innit? ALBATROSS!
Agh! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here.