This is the dream, dear - you’re still in prison.
Regards,
Shodan
It’s…!
Great. Terrific. Oh it’s great. No problem. We’ll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things and it rips aside the hypocritical facade of our society’s gin and tonic and leaves a lot of sacred cows rolling around in agony, have a drink, have a drink.
“After all, we should remember that a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bugger.”
Hello, my names Smoketoomuch.
What?
My names Smoketoomuch, Mr. Smoketoomuch.
Well, you’d better cut down a little then.
Yes, yes, yes. You can move a little bit. Yes. Sorry, I didn’t mean to be so dogmatic when I came in. Obviously you can all move a little within reason. There are certain involuntary muscular movements which no amount of self-control can prevent. And obviously any assertion of authority on my part, I’ve got to take that into account
We done passionfruit!
Thank you. I didn’t want to seem a bit of an old fusspot just now you know, but it’s just as easy to get these things right as they are easily found in the BALPA handbook. Oh, one other thing, in the Sherlock Holmes last week Tommy Cooper told a joke about a charter flight, omitting to point out that one must be a member of any organization that charters a plane for at least six months beforehand, before being able to take advantage of it. Did rather spoil the joke for me, I’m afraid.
Lucky we didn’t say anything about the dirty knife.
The wound! The wound!
Yes, mothers, new improved Whizzo butter containing 10% more or less is absolutely indistinguishable from a dead crab.
You lucky bastard!
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So he has, he’s scarpered!
Typical bleeding Rhondda, isn’t it. You think you’re so bloody clever.
It’s pronounced ‘Throat Warbler Mangrove’
Oh, I’m up to page 39, where Peter Pan first manifests himself.
I don’t care who bloody started it. What’s it about?
Doris Day’s a comedienne, not a newsreader. Get out!