Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

Watch it - there’s still a few crosses left.

Oh it makes me mad…MAD…MAD…(table gets butcher-knifed)

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

It’s only a wafer thin mint, sir.

Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you on the mouse organ ‘The Bells of St Mary’s’. Thank you.

We interrupt this programme to annoy you and make things generally irritating for you.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Anybody else feel like a little…giggle…?

My hovercraft is full of eels!

Well, I now have the results here of the interviews and the aptitude tests that you took last week, and from them we’ve built up a pretty clear picture of the sort of person that you are. And I think I can say, without fear of contradiction, that the ideal job for you is chartered accountancy.

I’m Brian, and so is my wife!

But I am a chartered accountant.

Er, well, I’m afraid not. I’m afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago.

My hovercraft is full of eels!!

Oh, shut up & go change your armor.

[Bouncy bouncy.]

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Say no more!

Jolly good. Well, back to the office with you, then!

My hovercraft is full of eels!!!