I think it’s runnier than you like it, sir.
Well, last week on Fish Club we learnt how to sex a pike … and this week we’re going to learn how to feed a goldfish.
Of course I can talk, Mother. I’m the Minister of Overseas Development.
It’s not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg isn’t silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.
What a stroke of luck! Now perhaps cycling will become less precarious.
Bicycle Repair Man! But how?
Right, can we have your liver, then?
Get the sword out, I want to cut his head off!
It’s the Bishop!
What an eccentric performance.
Oh, no, no, no, no … well, yes.
It’s only a wafer thin mint, sir.
It’s only a model.
[shhh!]
It’s…
Mock frog? We use no artificial ingredients of any kind!
Now that’s what I call a dead parrot.
“It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum in here, Your Majesty,” he said, and she smiled quietly to herself.
There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teachya 'bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed!
'Course it’s a good idea!
Um, well look, if we built this large, wooden badger…