My brain hurts!
Today we all take vow. Today we smash the enemy fleet. We smash, smash!
See Miss Evans pursued by the man-eating roll-top writing desk.
That’s Mr. Kamikaze, the pilot; he’s very nice, really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
We interrupt this programme to bring you the latest news of the extraordinary Michael Ellis saga.
Dinsdale
There have been many stirring tales told of the sea and also some fairly uninteresting ones only marginally connected with it, like this one. Sorry, this isn’t a very good announcement. Sorry.
We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
The Verrifast Plane Company announces the departure of Flight 1 to over the hills and far away.
One thing is for sure, the sheep is not a creature of the air.
Passengers are advised that there is still plenty of time to buy Eccles cakes.
… and bleeding Watney’s Red Barrel… .
…have been sacked.
Torremolinos
…been sacked.
Is your name not Bruce, then?
…cked.
Say no more!
…ed.
I didn’t really call you ‘Eddie Baby’, did I, sweetie?