Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
Served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
Garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
I don’t like Spam!
Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Another man who had his head nailed to the floor was Stig O’Tracy.
Now Mr Pudey. I’m not going to mince words with you. I’m going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.
Well, one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the hole in the wall and sees this tank pull up and out gets one of Dinsdale’s boys, so he comes in nice and friendly and says Dinsdale wants to have a word with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape 'round to Dinsdale’s place…
Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
We’ll have none of your imperialist tidbits.
Two people have just fallen out of that window to their almost certain death.
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft… of Ulm.
Michael Norman Randall, you have been found guilty of the murder of Arthur Reginald Webster, Charles Patrick Trumpington, Marcel Agnes Bernstein, Lewis Anona Rudd, John Malcolm Kerr, Nigel Sinclair Robinson, Norman Arthur Potter, Felicity Jayne Stone, Jean-Paul Reynard, Rachel Shirley Donaldson, Stephen Jay Greenblatt, Karl-Heinz Mullet, Belinda Anne Ventham, Juan-Carlos Fernandez, Thor Olaf Stensgaard, Lord Kimberley of Pretoria, Lady Kimberley of Pretoria, The Right Honourable Nigel Warmsly Kimberley, Robert Henry Noonan and Felix James Bennett, on or about the morning of the 19th December 1972. Have you anything to say before I pass sentence?
You aren’t even a proper woman!
Not at all. It’s not even a proper nose.
So, on June 7th, 1783, the Montgolfier brothers had a really good wash …
You’re a very silly man and I’m not going to interview you.
Oh, intercourse the penguin!
You’re no fun any more.
Do you want to come upstairs…?
Exhibit A m’lud, Miss Rita Thang, an artist’s model, Swedish accordion teacher and cane-chair sales lady, was found guilty under the Rude Behaviour Act in the accused’s court. The accused, m’lud, sentenced her to be taken from this place and brought round to his place.
From now on you shall be called “Brian that is called Brian.”