“I’m not a complete man anymore.”
“You lost both your arms as well.”
No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!
All right. We’ll call it a draw.
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It’s Eric, the half a bee
Another man who had his head nailed to the floor was Stig O’Tracy.
Caption: ‘THE ROYAL PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA GOES TO THE BATCHROOM’
You lucky bastard! You lucky, lucky bastard!
When this series returns it will be put out on Monday mornings as a test card and will be described by ‘Radio Times’ as a history of Irish agriculture.
Yes, well, of course they come here for the two o’clock matinee, all the old bags out in there, especially if it’s something like The Sound of Music. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing.
What’s that on the telly?
We done passionfruit!
…and I’m okay!
Vewy well. I shall fwee… Wodewick!
I have now eaten the banana. The deceased, Mr. Apricot, is now 'elpless.
If we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?
Is God really real?
Kiss me, Hardy!
Or is there some doubt?
Mr. Neutron! The most dangerous and terrifying man in the world! The man with the strength of an army! The wisdom of all the scholars in history! The man who had the power to destroy the world. Mr. Neutron. No one knows what strange and distant planet he came from, or where he was going to! Wherever he went, terror and destruction were sure to follow.
It’s Bicycle Repair Man! But how?