Not ve–… It’s the single most popular cheese in the world!
Blessed are the cheesemakers.
Lark’s vomit?!?
Spam!
Well,… it’s a…a joke name , sir .
Humphrey: Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
Watson: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
Now, before I begin the lesson, will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch, before you write your letter home, if you’re not getting your hair cut, unless you’ve got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you’ve had your hair cut, and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you.
The text, vic! Don’t say the text!
I’m not a Roman, mum. I’m a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose! I’m kosher, mum, I’m a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!
I was terrified of him. Everyone was terrified of Doug. I’ve seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Dinsdale was frightened of Doug.
I’ve had more gala luncheons than you’ve had hot dinners, my lad, and don’t you forget it!
It’s Christmas in Heaven,
There’s great films on TV
‘The Sound of Music’ twice an hour
And Jaws’ I, II and III
Well, I would destroy the lower classes, first with bombs and rockets destroying their homes and then when they run screaming into the streets, mowing them down with submachine guns. I know these views aren’t popular, but I have never courted popularity.
Lucky we didn’t say anything about the dirty knife.
The wound! The wound!
Mr. Ken Andrews, of Leighton Road, Slough, has concealed himself extremely well. He could be almost anywhere. He could be behind the wall, inside the water barrel, beneath a pile of leaves, up in the tree, squatting down behind the car, concealed in a hollow, or crouched behind any one of a hundred bushes. However we happen to know he’s in the water barrel.
[massive explosion]
Yes, it was the middle one.
I come about your advert - ‘Small white pussy cat for sale. Excellent condition’.
Excuse me not shaking hands, I’ve just been putting a bit of lard on the cat’s boil.