What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
It’s a fair cop.
This thread has me pining for the fjords.
What kind of talk is that?
It’s…
Vewy well. I shall fwee Wodewick!
Your Majesty is like a big jam doughnut with cream on the top.
Uh-oh, here comes that wacky queen again!
Once, one Sunday, when my parents were coming 'round for tea I asked him if he’d mind very much not nailing my head to the floor that week, and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand.
Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step. While the Israelis… ah, here’s the coffee.
Well, what about those juniper bushes over there?
No. 1. The Larch.
A lot.
There you go again, bringing class into it.
We’ve been mentioned on telly!
All right. This is a raid. My name is Superintendent Gaskell and this is Sergeant Maddox.
Right. Your Majesty is like a dose of clap.
Uh-oh, here comes that wacky queen again!
Your Highness, you are also like a stream of bat’s piss.
[Giant foot comes down and stomps.]