Hang on! There’s no airport at Harpenden.
This is a totally free interruption and no money has exchanged hands whatever.
A Møøse once bit my sister… No realli!
Ni! …
Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, and von vas… assaulted! peanut. Ho-ho-ho-ho.
It’s much too perilous.
Bloody Romans.
And now for something completely different.
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
If only Bicycle Repair Man were here!
You’re a very silly man and I’m not going to interview you.
Arthur Figgis is an idiot. A village idiot. Tonight we look at the idiot in society.
Splunge!
If you like going to the West End. I think it’s a stinking dump.
I don’t have any ice creams, I’ve just got this albatross. ALBATROSS.
Alsø wik
Does it come with wafers?
The jugged fish IS 'alibut!
Well it certainly looks as though we’re in for a splendid afternoon’s sport in this the 127th Upperclass Twit of the Year Show
No, it doesn’t come with wafers! It’s bloody albatross!