‘It’s a dog’s life… (correcting himself rapidly) a man’s life in the modern army’
Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player!
Will you shut that bloody dancing up!
Spam!
Ah! It’s beeeen on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning.
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
Not -today-, sir, no.
To my own beloved Lassie, a poem on her 17th birthday. Lend us a couple of bob till Thursday, I’m absolutely skint. But I’m expecting a postal order, And I can pay you back as soon as it comes. Love, Ewan.
There’s a bale of hay outside Basingstoke. We could throw you out.
And so when you get a chance to vote ,
Kind -ly vote Con- ser -va- tive .
Rising prices, unemployment,
Both stem from the wages spiral
Curb inflation, save the nation,
Join us now and save the economy.
Take this bus to Cuba.
Uh, oh, here comes that wacky Queen again!
Well… I seem to have wandered a bit, but still, no harm done. Jolly good luck.
It’s just a flesh wound.
One thing is for sure, the sheep is not a creature of the air.
If they had all those dials in the toilet… there wouldn’t be room for anything else, would there.
I… have not washed in a very long time.
Yes, they’re as quiet as dormice.
I only hope to God I’m in time.
I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn’t felt sexually attracted to mice.