Oh, I’m sorry - this is Abuse.
Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn’t ask how 'cos it’s naughty. They’re all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
It’s…
He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay!
I’ve got better things to do than come down to the dairy!
Blimey. I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.
Mrs. Ratbag, if you don’t mind me saying so, you are badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. Now I’m not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh.
I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars!
All right… but how am I going to get home?
Nought. Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F’tang F’tang Ole Biscuitbarrel…
I didn’t expect some kind of Spanish Inquisition.
I’ll run you there and back on my psychiatrist’s float.
When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.
Ah, good morning. I’m afraid our regular psychiatrist hasn’t come round this morning… and I’ve got an ego block which is in turn making my wife over-assertive and getting us both into a state of depressive neurosis.
This is just getting silly.
To be absolutely blunt you’re worried about your enormous hooter.
Jersey Cream Psychiatrists.
I use two kinds of aftershave lotions - Frankincense, Myrrh - three kinds of aftershave lotions, Frankincense, Myrrh, Sandalwood - four kinds of aftershave lotion. Frankincense, …
Didn’t I see you just now under a Scotsman?
Have you been talking to television again, dear?