Hullo fans. Begorra an’ to be sure there’s some fine badminton down there in Essex this afternoon. We really…
Algie’s here, too!
Dear BBC, East Grinstead, Friday. I feel I really must write and protest about that sketch. My husband, in common with a lot of people of his age, is fifty. For how long are we to put up with these things. Yours sincerely, E. B. Debenham (Mrs) .
And she smiled quietly to herself.
Oh dear we’re back to that again. I don’t know what to do when you do that.
Uh-oh, here comes that wacky queen again!
I bet she does, I bet she does!
Splunge
Well, er, yes, Mr. Anchovy, but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humor, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. And whereas in most professions these would be considerable drawbacks, in chartered accountancy they are a positive boon.
Ni! Ni! Ni!
Oh, you’re no fun anymore.
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Say no more!
Luxury.
I’m afraid it’s my unpleasant duty to inform you that you’re fired.
Tell me sir, have you confused your cat recently?
I hate him.
A little joke, a little jest. Nothing to worry about ladies and gentlemen.
Bicycle Repair Man! But… how?
He was as strange a thing as ever I saw, or ever I hope to see, God willing. He was a strange unearthly creature - a quivering, glistening mass…
Well, here at Wimbledon, it’s been a most extraordinary week’s tennis. The blancmanges have swept the board, winning match after match.