Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let’s get the bacon delivered!
Here comes that wacky Queen again.
There you go, bringing class into it again!
You’re dead now, so shut up!
I’m not dead yet.
Suicide squad, attack!
You’re not fooling anyone, you know.
I think I’ll take a walk.
It’s not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg isn’t silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.
Five shillings a dozen? That’s ordinary cabbages, is it? And what about the bombs? Good Lord, they are expensive!
Well, this is a completely uncharted lake with like hitherto unclassified marine life, man, so the whole scene’s wide open for a scientific exploration.
I have a silly walk and I’d like to obtain a government grant to help me develop it.
Oh! I’m sorry! This is abuse! You want room 12A, next door.
Er I, I’m afraid the minister’s fallen through the Earth’s crust.
I didn’t know there was a Basingstoke in Westphalia.
Yes, but I think that with government backing I could make it very silly.
The commonplace routine of a typical Monday morning would never be the same again, for into this quiet little community came … Mr Neutron!
I’m Brian, and so is my wife!
Mr. Pudey, the very real problem is one of money. I’m afraid that the Ministry of Silly Walks is no longer getting the kind of support it needs. You see there’s Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks… they’re all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defense! Now we get £348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available programs.
Oo isn’t? Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She’s been around a bit, been around?