Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.

Mr Bradshaw, will you stand up, please?

What’ll he do-nibble your bum?!

Where’s the traditional cheeky and lovable Cockney sergeant?

He’s not the messiah! He’s just a naughty little boy!

Right! Stop that! It’s SILLY. Very SILLY indeed!

Cheer up, Fritz, it may never happen.

Planning a little excursion, eh, Mr Hilter?

Well, I was about seventeen and some mates and me went to a party, and, er… we had quite a lot to drink and then some of the fellows there… started handing… cheese around… and well just out of curiosity I tried a bit… and well that was that.

It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

Finest in the district!

I’m not oppressing you, Stan. You haven’t got a womb! Where’s the foetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?

There’s nothing wrong with that!

She turned me into a newt!

Oh, shit.

A newt?

I got better.

The cartoon peril was no more.

And there was much rejoicing.

Bravely ran away, bravely ran away, away…