Look, um, you’re a busy man…
Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Blackpool Rock Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable Brrroooo Norman Michael (rings bell) (blows whistle) Edward (sounds car horn) chuff chuff chuff (sounds buzzer) Thomas Moo… (sings) “We’ll keep a welcome in the…” (fires gun) William (makes silly noise) “Raindrops keep falling on my” (weird noise) “Don’t sleep in the subway” (cuckoo cuckoo) Naaoooo… Smith… two.
Are all your pets named Eric?
You were lucky to live in a house!
Yes, we received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building it would fall down.
Good morning gentlemen. This is a scale model of the block, 28 stories high, with 280 apartments. It has three main lifts and two service lifts. Access would be from Dibbingley Road. The structure is built on a central pillar system with…
…with cantilevered floors in pre-stressed steel and concrete. The dividing walls on each floor section are fixed by recessed magnalium-flanged grooves. By avoiding wood and timber derivatives and all other inflammables we have almost totally removed the risk of…
Frankly, I think the central pillar may need strengthening.
Ladies and gentlemen isn’t she just great eh, wasn’t she just great. Ha, ha, ha, and she can run as fast as she can sing, ha, ha, ha. And I’m telling you - 'cos I know. No, only kidding. Ha, ha, ha. Seriously now, ladies and gentlemen, we have for you one of the most unique acts in the world today. He’s…well I’ll say no more, just let you see for yourselves…ladies and gentlemen, my very great priviledge to introduve Arthur Ewing, and his musical mice.
I must warn you, sir, that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed, and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie.
Shall I “thwow him to the fwoor,” sir?
Fetchez la vache!
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
Dumdum dum the night.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
Dum de dum dum plight.
He steals dumdum dum
And dumdum dum dee
Dennis dum, Dennis dee, dum dum dum.
…stupid bitch.
Oh dear we’re back to that again. I don’t know what to do when you do that.
I’ve run out of beans!
I say, those are my juniper bushes. They’re all I’ve bloody got to eat.
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
I just drone on and on and on and on, never letting anyone else get a word in edgewise, until I start foaming at the mouth falling over backwards.
I order you to be quiet!
I think there’s a lesson there for all of us.