Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

Semprini!?

It’s bleedin’ seabird flavor, innit?

Out!

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane.

Well, speaking as a man in the street, I… yeaugh!

It’s more or less as I predicted, except that the Silly Party won. I think that this result is due largely to the number of votes cast. Gerald?

Stop that, stop that! You’re not going to do a song while I’m here.

Oh, yes, definitely - ‘splunge’ for me too.

I agree with him!

… as the Conservative candidate I just drone on and on and on and on without letting anyone else get a word in edgeways, until I start to froth at the mouth and fall over backwards … yeaugh!

I move for no man.

Well, now, this week we’re going to learn some useful phrases to help us open a conversation with an Italian. Now first of all try telling him where you come from. For example, I would say: ‘Sono Inglese di Gerrard’s Cross’, I am an Englishman from Gerrard’s Cross. Shall we all try that together?

What, the curtains?

Class: Sono Inglese di Gerrard’s Cross!

Do you want to come upstairs…?

I mean, the right leg isn’t silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.

Hoowee! 11 pages???

You know what I think (you don’t care, because it’s gonna be something dumb, right?)?

I think one or many of you ought to take all these quotes and make a brand new routine for the remaining Pythons!

Q

*Shhhhhhhtunggggg *
Message for you sir!

Well nowadays a really blithering idiot can make anything up to ten thousand pounds a year - if he’s the head of some big industrial combine. But of course, the more old-fashioned idiot still refuses to take money.

In fact, our Accounting Department told us we really didn’t need a pantomime horse at all.