Oh, Sir Reginald! My nipples explode with delight!
Maintenant, je vous présente mon collègue, le pouf célèbre, Jean-Brian Zatapathique.
MOCK frog? We use no artificial ingredients of any kind!
Sorry to mention it, but if you’ve finished with the lawn mower, would you pop it in the Post?
All right, we’ll check the spleen…
It’s a man’s life in the British Dental Association.
It’s a pig’s life … a man’s life … in the British Army!
Would you shut that bloody dancing up!
Stop hitting me!
We’d better not risk another frontal assault; that rabbit’s dynamite!
If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s “yes-men” Get Out!
Your type make me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!
But I came here for an arguement!
No, you didn’t.
Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.
Good evening, last week we learned how to saw a lady in half. This week we’re going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body…
Hello, children, hello. Here is this morning’s story. Are you ready? Then we’ll begin. (opens book; reads). 'One day Ricky the magic pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her…; (reads silently, turns over page quickly, smiles). ‘Old Nick the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies…’ (reads on silently; a stick enters vision and pokes him; he starts and turns over page). 'Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumdum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and … discipline?.. naked? … (without looking up, reads a bit; then, incredulously to himself) With a melon!?
Yes … and obviously any help we get is … is very … helpful.
What is your name?
Sir Galahad … the Chaste.