Constable Clitoris and I are from the hygiene squad.
Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say ‘Let me tell you something’ and ‘I just wanna say this’. Well you’re dead now, so shut up.
Be quiet! You Englishmen… You’re all so fucking pompous and none of you have got any balls!
And this isn’t my nose; it’s a false one.
Did you dress her up like this?
Do you want to come upstairs…?
Yeah, alright.
Basement: Dangerous gases, viruses, contagious diseases, restaurant and toilet fixings.
Ground floor: Menswear, boyswear, effeminate goods hall, ill health foods.
Mezzanine: Tableware, kitchen goods, soft furnishings, hard furnishings, rock-hard furnishings.
First floor: Complaints.
Second floor: Cosmetics, jewellery, electrical, satire.
Third floor: Nasal injuries hall, other things.
Fourth floor: Granite hall - rocks, shales, alluvial deposits, Felspar, Carpathians, Andes, Urals, mining requisites, atom-splitting service.
Fifth floor: Complaints.
Sixth floor: Complaints.
Seventh floor: Leather goods.
Eighth floor: Roof garden.
Ninth floor: Television aerials.
Tenth floor: Fresh air, clouds, occasional periods of sunshine.
I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear papa.
Shot off?!? Completely!??!
Very small rocks!
sit on my face and tell me that you love me,
I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love youuuu
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Hello, I’d like to have an argument.
Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, maloderous pervert!!!
What is your name? What is your quest? What is the capital of Assyria?
You’re not so bad yourself, conk-face. Where you two from, Nose City?